12/31/2014 11:58 PM. Somebody yelled from outside, "2 more minutes are left for a new year...yeah...f*ck off you bitch, 2014!" I put the beer cane on the table and immediately rushed to my phone. "Dear phone! Where are you? Don't you want me to do this? Show me your moth*rf**ing face, please!" I got it, I got it...hell yes!" I just opened the...